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WE WILL BE LIKE MUMBAI HE SAID - Satirical comment by Mr. Sohan Hatangadi


WE WILL BE LIKE MUMBAI HE SAID:

Our youthful collector also said that Vizag will become like Mumbai in 10 Years. All Vizagites must be jumping up and down with joy to hear such good news! Wow - imagine 2022 - Bomb blasts, local trains, slums, Bollywood, bar brawls, smog, and malls and gangsters, single bedroom apartments for Rs. 1 Crore and a really cool 35% voter turnout!
Vizag wont be the quiet peaceful BORING place any more.

I wonder who gave our collector the impression that we want Vizag to be like Mumbai - if we find that adviser we must really thank him properly


WE WILL BE A TOURIST DESTINATION WE MUST HAVE A TOURISM FAIR THEY SAID

Tourism for Vizag

“This city is so beautiful” the wise men said
"The news of its charms, we must spread"
The IAS boss of the town announced “someday…
Vizag will be just like Mumbai”

We must get the crowds here they declared
For this a tourist hub must be prepared
So they held a big tourist fair
And officials came from everywhere

"Infrastructure is required!" they stated
And a very pretty picture they painted
Businessmen licking their lips
Looked forward to tourists in planes, trains and ships

The leaders of Industry,
And Vizag’s upper gentry,
The rich and the famous
Talked of structures quite wondrous

"This CRZ laws must go" they thundered
"Our environmentalists have all blundered"
We need more beach resorts in our city
And lets get rid of the damn fishing community


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